- My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
You liked a picture to help cure cancer?
- normal person: so what do you like to do
- me: watch movies
- normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching movies too
- me: no you don't understand
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
you wake up one morning and you’re surrounded by the ghost of every spider you ever killed
And then you just kill yourself.
